10 Thoughts Everyone Has During A Blowjob

Vix xxx

  1. Mike

    January 15th, 2017 at 10:43

    A delightful read! I particularly like .6 and .7.
    I do feel really bad for Sheila.

  2. Alice

    January 15th, 2017 at 11:02

    This is fantastic! I’m howling

  3. Liz

    January 15th, 2017 at 11:06

    Having been married for many years now unfortunately my thoughts turn to either a shopping list or of the housework I need to do. And I am forever deeply haunted by sex advice I read in a magazine many years ago – being “Don’t forget the testicles!” It’s like a God damn mantra running through my head.

  4. Charlotte

    January 15th, 2017 at 11:20

    Your blogs forever make me smile Vix!

    Char xo || http://www.memoirsmusings.com

  5. Emma

    January 15th, 2017 at 11:29

    Yes Vix – I love this post, so funny & so true… Both Paul & I have laughed at this this morning so it’s clearly not just things Women think!

    Emma | HarmonyBlaze.co.uk

  6. Tania Michele

    January 15th, 2017 at 11:41

    I have never laughed so hard while reading a blog post before ?? Love this! 🙂 Tania Michele xx

  7. Howling Dunn

    January 15th, 2017 at 12:12

    If a man can’t get his own fly undone, button or otherwise, move on., Vix. Funny post though and your guy, whoever he is, is a lucky one, indeed.

  8. Lucy

    January 15th, 2017 at 12:37

    Sat on my dinner on this dull and drizzery Sunday and this has just had me in giggles which I have tried to contain in front of everyone! Great as always!

  9. Johanna

    January 15th, 2017 at 13:52

    I totally get the whole uncomfy thing. Seriously, I’m worried about falling onto him within 2 minutes I’m that weak. But thank God I’m not the only one!

  10. Julia

    January 15th, 2017 at 14:40

    Yes! This post is hilarious and so true, I particularly enjoyed 5. and 6.

  11. Eloise

    January 15th, 2017 at 20:51

    You’ve got me cackling aloud in my flat like a nutter. COCK DE SAC! xx

  12. Bianca

    January 16th, 2017 at 12:52

    Looking like a crazy person in Costa. Nodding in ageeance and laughing like a seal I would clap but I’d drop my phone. Just what I needed today

  13. Karina

    January 16th, 2017 at 15:09

    I absolutely cried laughing at this post start to finish! Had to stop reading it at work though as I didn’t know quite what to say if someone asked me what I was laughing at! It’s so true though!! X

  14. Sarah

    January 17th, 2017 at 05:08

    fuck you are the best! i can’t stop laughing!!!

    Sarah | More Than Adored

  15. Alice

    January 17th, 2017 at 14:15

    Hahahahaha wonderfully awkward to read in the office but that really made me laugh! Alice xxx

    http://www.woodenwindowsills.co.uk

  16. Katie Halsall

    January 17th, 2017 at 19:23

    They don’t call it a job for nothing, omg haha :’) Laughing so much at all these.

  17. Kate

    January 25th, 2017 at 22:53

    This post is hilarious and so true!
    I really enjoyed reading it plus it made all my bj thoughts seem normal. Haha.
    That Samantha quote is very accurate
    Kate x
    http://Www.kateiscoveting.wordpress.com

  18. Helen

    February 22nd, 2017 at 22:56

    Absolutely loved this, literally cried with laughter. SO. TRUE.

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