10 things that have happened on dates

Vix xxx

  1. Nathan

    May 23rd, 2016 at 6:59 am

    Told you I would keep my eyes peeled for this… Really made me laugh, although it does seem you managed to find some real ‘special’ dates.

    It makes me quite glad that I’m married and don’t have to go through all this crap any more!


  2. Farah

    May 23rd, 2016 at 1:40 pm

    I’m crying! Amazing post, Vix 🙂

  3. Claudua

    May 23rd, 2016 at 2:06 pm

    This was brilliant, I love reading all your posts, they brighten my day. I had one date where the guy turned up and looked nothing like his pictures and then admitted that they were 5 years old. Another date I had been so drunk the night I met him that when we met up for a drink I had no clue who I was looking for, so awkward. I feel like I want to write all my dates down now ? Great post xx

  4. Victoria Nightingale

    May 23rd, 2016 at 3:37 pm

    Aww wow the carrot thing is very special – what the hell? Ah I always love your dating posts Vix, they are just hilarious! x


  5. Holly

    May 23rd, 2016 at 3:42 pm

    I loved reading this!!! Although they seemed awful at the time at least you got some great stories out of it 😀

    I have 3 memorable first dates:
    1: the guy was boring, he talked about supermarket baskets having bigger holes now as his Flake kept falling out the bottom.
    2. I was 27, he was days from celebrating his 20th birthday… I didn’t know that before the date.
    3. I got so, so drunk I threw up in the pub toilet. He then leant in for a kiss :/

  6. Lauren Aitchison

    May 23rd, 2016 at 9:00 pm

    1. I met a guy in the smoking area of my favourite club in Aberdeen. He lived in Edinburgh and he was a wedding singer! I was feeling hesitant about going on a date with him…women’s intuition…but my friends convinced me and since I was already going to be in Edinburgh that weekend, I thought "what the hell!" The date started off really well, until he told me he’d been in prison for GBH. He’d come home and caught his ex girlfriend cheating and thrown the guy down some stairs. He didn’t seem sorry. Also don’t like to be shallow, but he had TINY, TINY HANDS. Like, the hands of a child. And the next time he was in Aberdeen, I had 37 missed calls and ended up having to meet him in person to tell him I wasn’t interested and then he shouted at me in the street.

    2. Went out with a guy who works abroad so we’d been speaking for ages before we met up. We really, really liked each other and were both really hoping we would get on as well in real life. Again, the date started off brilliantly. Then he said, "So…how many people have you slept with?" Being the person I am, I thought, if you really want to have an awkward conversation, LET’S HAVE AN AWKWARD CONVERSATION. I told him how many people, the age at which I lost my virginity etc etc. He went on to ask the last time I’d had sex and who with (Five days ago with someone he knew). No second date.

  7. Katie Shannon

    May 23rd, 2016 at 11:52 pm

    my shoe fell apart on a second date and had to drag him round primark in my odd socks while i picked up a new pair of boots. horrific!


  8. Paula

    May 24th, 2016 at 10:55 am

    Not technically a bad date as such, more just what happened afterwards… I had a good date with a guy I met at a party years ago. We decided to go on another the following weekend, the night before we had been texting and he said he was feeling a bit ropey and might have swine flu, which seemed a bit overdramatic, especially as he seemed to think he would still be able to meet me the following day. Anyway I half-expected to be cancelled on; what I DIDN’T expect was a text an hour before we were meant to meet saying he was really sorry but he’d decided to get back together with his ex! She hadn’t even been mentioned previously so it came as a bit of a shock… think they’re actually married now so I guess it was worth it for him, haha!

    Paula/ http://insertmyblognamehere.blogspot.co.uk

  9. Kimberley

    May 24th, 2016 at 4:56 pm

    Oh my god Vix I’m crying! These are all fab, espesh the monkey porn one! xx

    Kimberley // thecolourchronicles.com

  10. Alice Red

    May 24th, 2016 at 5:42 pm

    Oh my god. I would have run away screaming from the dominant. Well done for surviving these dates! x


  11. Cherie

    May 24th, 2016 at 9:47 pm

    This is so funny, I don’t know these were meant to be. Number 5, is my biggest for internet dating, how did you get out of that? xx


  12. Marie

    May 26th, 2016 at 11:57 am

    Haha, how funny. Loved reading this, reminded me of old times – some good, some bad – all equally entertaining to recall though! Thanks for sharing 🙂



  13. Ella

    May 28th, 2016 at 4:16 pm

    Haha the first one of these cracked me up! I was set up on a date years ago who kept talking about football non stop even when I asked him to stop! He then told me that he was only on the date to get back at his girlfriend! Great post lovely!

    Ella xx

  14. sara

    May 30th, 2016 at 2:57 pm

    Oh my god, I was in complete hysterics reading through these!


  15. Kate

    July 25th, 2016 at 12:21 pm

    Love this post. I had my first date after a 3.5 year relationship on Saturday. Half an hour in to it and he goes ‘oh my sister is also here, and she’s already taken a stealth photo of us for the family whatsapp group’

    Um, as if I wasn’t nervous enough already! I was on edge the rest of the day after that and spooned the date right up, ha.