8 Sex Things I Don’t Yet Get

Vix xxx

  1. Mike

    January 30th, 2017 at 07:16

    I love the twist at the end! Hahaha.

    As always insightful, interesting and very funny!

  2. Charlie

    January 30th, 2017 at 09:04

    I am crying – I just love shit like this!! You really have such a way with words ?

  3. Alice

    January 30th, 2017 at 14:27

    There are often so many moments when I read something and I sit there puzzled thinking Ehhh?! A bit of googling later usually solves it, but actually of everything I’ve ever actually had to google, I can’t say any of them have been much of a turn on! Just shows how different everyone is, because whilst I grimace at the thought of licking someones bum hole, I don’t mind at all if a wandering finger finds mine. Haha now that feels rebellious writing that on the internet, I can’t imagine how you must feel *ahem* revealing all! Alice xxx

  4. Rosie

    January 30th, 2017 at 19:55

    With you on all of these apart from the rimming. I don;t mind a little stray tongue action myself but would NEVER do it back to my husband. Luckily, he’s not into having anything in his ass and for that, I’m truly thankful.

  5. Lucy

    January 30th, 2017 at 20:05

    This post honestly made me laugh so much, but its so relatable! The whole tit job thing, I feel you girl!

    Lucy | Forever September

  6. Hollie

    January 30th, 2017 at 20:42

    I’m with you on all of these though I’ll take a bit of number 7 here and there. I’m with Alice on feeling rebellious online – love it X

    Hollie | itshollieann.com

  7. Mel

    February 4th, 2017 at 13:24

    I thought golden showers were a thing of the past? People still see them as a turn on? Uuuurrhggggh never!

    Mel ★ http://www.meleaglestone.co.uk

  8. Ellis Woolley

    February 6th, 2017 at 21:54

    I LOVE the way you write, I laughed the entire way through this post! Now addicted to your blog 🙂 x

  9. Sheriden

    February 7th, 2017 at 23:09

    This was such a funny read lol. I still haven’t quite understood pegging just yet (despite doing it once in a past relationship), I applaud the men who are confident enough in their sexuality to indulge in acts of pleasure that present no danger to others. Women too, of course. Gotta support my ladies!

  10. erin

    February 11th, 2017 at 00:44

    This is hilarious! Your style of writing is so great 🙂

  11. Lii

    February 12th, 2017 at 13:14

    Golden shower sounds just wrong to me, but I do understand that some people like to degrade others, although I do not understand why. And although kinky talk can be fun, talking in a degrading way does not, well at least to me. I really enjoyed reading this though, you can really make the whole thing witty 🙂

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