This post is sponsored by the new Maltesers Smash Cake – and I REALLY didn’t want to share it… It was a hot, summer day, in July of 1995. I was 9 and wearing cycling shorts under my school summer dress even though it was 31 degrees. My friends and I were playing with our […]


February 4, 2019

Why Sharing Really Is Caring [AD]

In Sarah Knight’s best-selling book, ‘The Life Changing Magic Of Not Giving A Fuck,’*she encourages us to reflect on all of the things, in life, that we give a fuck about. She then encourages us to reeeeaaally reflect on whether those fucks are worth giving, and if not, binning them. I read the book Christmas […]


January 7, 2019

My 2019 Fuck Budget

Will 2019 be your year of personal development or another year of feeling crap about perceived failures over unrealistic resolutions you’ve set yourself? It’s that time of the year again. Social media is a total dumpster fire where people show themselves for the fatphobic, mental health ignorant and diet culture obsessed twats that they are. […]


December 30, 2018

New Year, Same Me

Wow 2018 was a TIME wasn’t it? It felt like at the exact same time, the world was falling apart just as we were all coming together. You’re either ending 2018, wishing these last few days would hurry tf up and disappear so you can firmly camp in front of your TV for Christmas showings […]


December 5, 2018

This Is How You Know 2019 Will Be Your Year

This post is part two of a sponsored post with Seven Seas but all reflections are my own. Read part one, here. WOAH HOLD UP, stop reading this post and make sure you’ve read part one first. That’s where I give you the low down on my collaboration with Seven Seas and the product that […]


November 26, 2018

Understanding My Skin With Seven Seas [AD]

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