Fifty Shades Chubbier

Vix xxx

  1. Elizabeth

    February 14th, 2017 at 10:18

    Am head over heels for your blog!
    My grandmother, God love her, is full of stories akin to Tracey, mum of one, meeting billionaires at bingo halls. Apparently, her friend (who she calls Sharon Mitchell (double size)) met a travelling investment banker who lives in a penthouse outside Waterloo who has fallen in love with her and they’re getting married this summer – so perhaps the real life Fifty Shades is actually more for the Over Fifties?

  2. Rosie

    February 14th, 2017 at 12:07

    I think ‘Girls’ succeeds in portraying ‘real’ sex scenes. There’s nothing glossy whatsoever about them but that might be the only example I can think of.

  3. Eleanor Austin

    February 14th, 2017 at 18:36

    The thing is, half of us aren’t even represented in the local clothes shop, let alone a Hollywood film!

    I think it needs to start with actually accepting that there are other body types out there. I guess Dove is the closest we’re getting to showing women with curves but I want cellulite, stretch marks, stomach rolls and bingo wings. Once we’ve tackled the high street shops and fashion magazines, I think we may get a little closer to Hollywood…maybe.

  4. Lauren

    February 14th, 2017 at 21:45

    Love this post, Vix. After speaking to you about this on Twitter, I think I’ll write my own post about my “I’m not sexy” insecurity. x

  5. letizia

    February 15th, 2017 at 09:03

    I swear I’ve been wondering this kind of things my whole life. Like, HOW THE HECK WOULD THAT WORK FOR ME? When in the first movie Grey’s melting an ice cube on Ana’s body with his mouth I always find myself thinking “well, with me it would melt between my tummy rolls! NICE”. Your hilarious! I swear I was cry-laughing at the office (not nice).
    Happy to see someone has my same thoughts.
    Letizia

  6. Lisa V

    February 15th, 2017 at 12:08

    I love this post with an absolute passion! Can so relate to it – I watched Dirty Dancing last night and the first thing I thought of was how big his hands were on her waist and in 50 Shades a few days before – exactly the same!

    This post os so spot on – I laughed out loud at fanny flutter! Love you both nipped out at the same time 🙂 x

  7. Katie

    February 19th, 2017 at 08:59

    Vix you crack me up! Every post I’m quoting various phrases to whoever will listen.
    You’re a blessed comedic writer but at the same time you just absolutely nail the point of the post ??

  8. Charlotte Steggz

    March 4th, 2017 at 09:45

    If you want to go into “real girl porn” I’d throw money into your kickstarter.

    Also, are those hankies in the photo meant to have boobs in them?

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