My Inbox Is Full Of Beards

Vix xxx

  1. Ellie

    January 27th, 2017 at 19:59

    I LOVE YOU BLOG! Reading this is like talking to a friend. I have the exact same sense of humor as you.

    On the tinder front, I came out of a long long term relationship that started when I was 17 (you guessed it, I missed out on the “I’m being a slut but it’s okay because I’m super young and have loads to learn” stage). Been single for a few months now and got on Tinder myself. WHAT AN EYE OPENER.

    First off, mate, it you’ve super liked me.. why haven’t you sent me a message to say hi now that we’ve matched.

    Second, I have learnt that if he’s only got one photo and he’s wearing a hat in it, he is definitely bald.

    Went on a date early December time with a bearded muscly man working in the oil industry – unbelievably fit. Slept with him on the first date but was 10 out of 10 so no regrets there. Now we’re almost at the end on January and we’re still going on dated & he bought be a Christmas present so I’m thinking that’s an alright sign.

    So basically, to sum up, Tinder is the best thing since sliced bread and you’re absolutely hilarious.

  2. Stacey (@MessInDressBlog)

    January 28th, 2017 at 16:54

    This is all so funny and brilliantly honest. I must admit I’ve always avoided dating sites/apps as I have watched FAR too many episodes of Criminal Minds and am utterly convinced that all meet-ups would be lures to lock me in a dungeon (not a fun-geon) and force me to bear children or use my skin as a dress kind of scenarios…

    But it sure is fun reading about your experiences. Looking forward to seeing more of them.

  3. Lea

    January 28th, 2017 at 20:46

    Best Blog post I came across today! Loved reading it, I hope you get a date soon I was rooting for the Hot & Cool Guy but so sad he seemed to have disappeared. And I know this is a little bit of topic but I really like your blog design :).
    Lea, xx

  4. Kendel @ Little Misadventures

    January 29th, 2017 at 03:29

    Oh my god, this is too good. Good ol’ Tinder. I’ve never tried Bumble before though! I might have to have a bash at it in a year or two…when I actually feel like dating again. Until then, I’ll be safe. Here. Living vicariously through your experiences haha. Good luck!

  5. Cara

    January 29th, 2017 at 16:13

    I rejoined bumble this week and started every message with a pin about something they wrote about in their profile and the pay off…. 2 responses out of 10, one asked how big my nipples were and the other asked if I could squirt. Pepper spray into your eyeballs, yes mate, I can. Just no gentlemen, just no.

  6. Charlotte Steggz

    February 12th, 2017 at 19:51

    Can I take the geeky teacher, please? He sounds my type…

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