10 things no one discusses about sex

Vix xxx

  1. Alice

    August 8th, 2016 at 10:18

    "Do we not want our friends to be finger-licking-good?" Is officially my favourite sentence of the day. Loving your work lady x

  2. Jen

    August 8th, 2016 at 12:12

    My mate and I have a rule- when you meet a guy, ask yourself: ‘Do I want to sit on his face though?’ If not, move on bruv, he’s not for you.

  3. Aimee bradley

    August 8th, 2016 at 14:13

    I have tears in my eyes this is officially my number one blog I love lt.

  4. Kelly

    August 8th, 2016 at 17:04

    I love you so much. Just. You’re amazing. I’m of the wanting to wait until marriage variety, so when my boyfriend and I get married and start having sexy fun time, I’m so down to talk to you about it. (My friends are all those who aren’t so freely talkative)

    Kelly // <a href="http://www.velvetandvibranium.com">Velvet and Vibranium</a>

  5. Fay

    August 8th, 2016 at 17:17

    This post is hilarious! Here I am innocently having a Harry Potter marathon with some snacks and ginger beer and my bedding is now partially covered in a mixture of the two after almost choking whilst reading about the smell of sex and spaffing hahaaaaa! Love it girly! You have done it once again CRACKING POST x

  6. Vicky

    August 8th, 2016 at 21:42

    Hahahaha I absolutely loved this. A lot of my friends are definitely this open and it’s fab. ❤

  7. georgie

    August 9th, 2016 at 13:06

    Ahahahaha I LOVE THIS!! I’m not shy in the slightest and these kind of conversations are actually my favourite so I really did enjoy this read! Thank fuck I’m not the only one who struggles with the awkward stomach rolls or occasionally fanny farts hahahah


  8. Jennifer

    August 10th, 2016 at 13:19

    This literally made me laugh out loud, so a legitimate lol! I think everyone will read this and find something relatable. Love your frank commentary!



  9. Lucie

    August 10th, 2016 at 13:33

    Oh my god, it’s so funny and a little controversial at the same time. I love it. 🙂


  10. Lauren Aitchison

    August 10th, 2016 at 21:11

    I can’t wait to meet you. Our chat is going to be off-the-scale amazing. I hope you like bad sex stories (of course you do).

  11. Em

    August 14th, 2016 at 11:31

    This is so graphic and true, I love it! There’s not many people that you can say these things to, I’ve tried and been met with very very strange looks. I laughed so much throughout – brilliant!

  12. Lauranne

    August 16th, 2016 at 09:59

    Ok total overshare but this feels like a safe place so…

    Once, with an ex, I had this awesome idea that we should gaze lovingly into each others eyes when we both climaxed. I thought it would be all romantic… it wasn’t. We were in the missionary position and so all I saw was his head bobbing in and out of view and rather than focusing on what was about to happen, I spent the entire time trying not to burst out laughing. Totally ruined the moment!

  13. Ruth

    August 24th, 2016 at 21:31

    Honestly, this was perhaps the best blog post i’ve ever read. Important topic, handled in such a blunt and hilarious voice! – and tbh the line about being being 15 , giving a bj and the whole of year 10 thinking you’re a tramp is the most accurate laugh out loud thing i’ve heard in ages! Really great writing style, can’t wait to go through your whole blog now!!

  14. Adele

    September 11th, 2016 at 23:14

    Sooo hilarious, I loved reading this.. it felt just like talking to a friend! Thank you for sharing x


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