10 things every person with a vagina knows to be true

Vix xxx

  1. Katie Shannon

    July 18th, 2016 at 11:34

    Oh my god this had me laughing so hard! Good for you for talking about the things so many (me lol) would cringe at the thought of. And these are all so so true. I feel like you can’t win with shaving; you want to be ‘prepared’ for that date night but no one wants to be scratching there razor rashes half way through a shift at work.
    And another annoying thing? Thrush. Vag jay jay, y u so sensitive to yeast? 🙁

  2. Susanna

    July 18th, 2016 at 12:36

    I’d also add "they make noises"

    If there’s ever a more awkward moment is when you’re going at it like lovesick rabbits and your partner stops mid-thrust because your vag just let out the biggest phlerb in the history of phlerbs. Like, calm down, you just pumped it full of air – it’s gotta come out somehow; I ain’t air-filled like your last girlfriend!

  3. SarahF.

    July 24th, 2016 at 15:58

    Yes! Also, ‘phlerb’ might be my new favourite word.

  4. Jess

    July 18th, 2016 at 15:50

    Simply brilliant! I’m here chuckling at work.


  5. Elle

    July 18th, 2016 at 15:55

    Oh my gosh, this is probably one of the funniest and honest blog posts I’ve ever read! Thanks for sharing! x


  6. Lauren -bylaurenjane

    July 18th, 2016 at 16:48

    Haha brilliant, there ain’t nothing wrong with a good ol’ pair of boy shorts, she says sat here in a jolly great giant navy pair as it’s too hot for trousers.

    Lauren xx

  7. heather

    July 18th, 2016 at 17:59

    Haha Yasss, I am living for this post! Ohh the joys of having a vag eh?! Haha! 😉

    Heather Xx

  8. Liz

    July 18th, 2016 at 21:09

    Love this post! Actually LOLed at the Scampi Fries and now desperately trying to resist the temptation to Google Blue Waffle….

    Liz x

  9. Holly

    July 18th, 2016 at 22:37

    Omfg Vix. I absolutely love this post! It’s had me in stitches! Xx

  10. Lauren O'Hara

    July 18th, 2016 at 22:44

    Oh my gosh Vix. This was so brutally honest that i am so proud to tell you that you know our vaginas so well (haha!)

    Very impressed. Loved how humorous it was too. Got to love your posts!

    Lots of love,
    Lauren"Sweetened Sour" O’Hara


  11. Isabelle Kate

    July 18th, 2016 at 23:12

    This is bloody BRILLIANT. I don’t think I’ve smiled so much whilst reading a blog post, so beautifully honest and witty – I ADORE YOU.

    Isabelle | http://www.isabellekategm.co.uk

  12. Nicole

    July 19th, 2016 at 02:29

    This was so funny! Love how blunt you are! <3

    Nicole | http://www.inthelifeofnm.blogspot.ca

  13. Imii Mace

    July 19th, 2016 at 12:43

    All of thissssss but especially the bit about vaginas getting podgy because I’ve literally never ever heard anyone else say that out loud (or like, read it…) and I’ve always thought mine was borderline big. Shout out to you. <3

  14. Arianne

    July 21st, 2016 at 03:26

    If you don’t want to smell, use a feminine wash and change panties AT LEAST twice a day 🙂

    lovely post – love your humor!


  15. Brooklyn

    July 25th, 2016 at 20:39

    I couldn’t help it, I Google’d blue waffle. I should have listened to you 🙁


  16. Ainee

    July 30th, 2016 at 14:27

    This is truly an amazing article. I laughed all the way through and shared with my husband. I’m definitely sharing with friends for a read! Always great work Vix


  17. Tajaljeh

    August 4th, 2016 at 09:40

    Amazing article! congrats xx

    Tajaljeh // https://lifeastajaljeh.blogspot.si/

  18. Rachel

    August 9th, 2016 at 18:48

    This is great and hilarious!
    Rachel // <a href="www.racheleiwood.blogspot.com">Rachel Ellen</a>

  19. Angela the witch

    August 18th, 2016 at 14:39

    I say I have "sticky pants"when it gets whiffy after a night out!

  20. Sarah

    August 31st, 2016 at 08:21

    This is 100% the best blog post I have ever read ?? amazing! Also try Primark thongs – £1, incredibly stretchy, very comfortable and come in all sorts of colours you can match to your bras ?

    Sarah | http://www.sarahmurgatroyd.com

  21. Tamsin

    September 13th, 2016 at 14:49

    This is awesome! Totally brightened my day 🙂 great post x

  22. Melissa

    November 8th, 2016 at 09:18

    Just recently discovered your blog and I’m so thankful I did, this brightened up my day haha. I’ll be sending this over to my bestie for a read. X

    Melissa | http://www.blessthegarden.co.uk

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